Muscle Sleeve

A Condom

Ohhh Shit i forgot my Muscle sleeve, no poon tonight.

by sdafgsdfhfjkhkjghsdfhgjkdfhg March 15, 2009

muscle juke

1. When a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.

2. When a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong... and no one knows...

Jim: "I was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs..."
Andrew: "That's awesome!"
Jim: "But then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. He freakin muscle juked me."

by dontgetspiked April 1, 2010

muscle donut

simply, a butt hole.

he tongue punched that muscle donut

by Brad Logan 138 November 7, 2012

Muscle car

Usually American. These big, powerful cars are only given to police detectives from the 1970s and by law, must take turns sideways. Special coating means that despite hitting everything from traffic signs to trash cans in high speed chases, no scrapes or dents ever happen.

Starsky and Hutch, Bullit, The Professionals, Life on Mars Etc. all include muscle cars

by pigeons99 July 4, 2012

Muscle Hangover

Next day after sports when you hardly can move because every muscle hurts so badly.

Should have left it with one hour of zumba yesterday! Have a bad muscle hangover today and cant lift a cup of coffee!

by sxvlep June 22, 2016

Muscle Marge

MMMMM TOUCH PP

YuMmMM Muscle Marge maKe My PP hARd

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018

Muscleini

The notorious early-20th-century Italian dictator who terrorized his citizens by displaying his huge bicepses.

Maybe if Muscleini and Ahhnold had squared off, "Da Big M" might not have felt so high and mighty.

by QuacksO December 23, 2018