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fud muncher

A lady who enjoys the taste of a ladies parts.
My wife left me as she turned out to be a dirty fud muncher!
by Martin Harkins July 28, 2006
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pillow muncher

someone who bites hard on a pillow while takin a large length up the chocolate starfish,or rusty bullet hole,hairy plughole.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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face muncher

1. One who masticates upon the flesh of the face; a cannibal.
2. A loser.
by pizazz April 20, 2006
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panty muncher

One that derives pleasure from munching on a pair of panties that range from slightly soiled to deliciously vile. The panty muncher usually delights in sniffing the lucky victim's panties first, where "munching" can often be an arousing and sadly overlooked afterthought. When the panty sniffer discovers this tasty treat he or she cant help but bludgeon the beefsteak or audition the finger puppets, using the lovingly handled panties as an ooze receptacle.
Devin: Hey baby, have you seen my panties?
Jason: (quietly munching panties in bathroom) Ummm...no.
Devin: Are you being a panty muncher again? Here let me give you a fresh pair!
Jason: Thanks baby! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!
by Mr. Goodnight Beaverhausen December 23, 2009
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butt-muncher

someone who munches butts either for the pupose of sexual pleasure or for their own social/political advancement.
stop being so nice...you're such a butt-muncher!
by VICKI KARMA March 27, 2006
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cock muncher

ummmmm cockedge *eats penis*
by crazy dave June 1, 2004
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Bumper Muncher

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Collective of like minded fender nibblers that partake in the pursuit of online gaming hilarity, and occasionally meet up in real life to giggle like schoolboys and generally make a nuisance of themselves at race tracks around the country.
No one man leads the Bumper Munchers, it is completely democratic....unless i say otherwise :)

Especially noteworthy is the groups capacity to fart like an outlet valve at a methane factory - See "Igadiz".
Derived from an insult thrown at a gamer when racing online.

"Wardeo you fucking Bumper Muncher, get off my arse!"
by Dr Lokoss September 17, 2008
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