South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

The forbidden muffler

The forbidden muffler
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box

Last night after dinner Sally asked to toss my salad so I let her and accidentally made the forbidden muffler and she enjoyed it

by Abortion Sledgehammer November 18, 2021

Muffler

When you rip ass too loud so you need to muffle it with a wad of toilet paper

Jason farted at dennys too loud so he needed to go to the bathroom and pull a muffler

by AvocadoDad May 27, 2024

muffler lungs

When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !

Sam : *Takes a bong rip , milks it then swallows it*
Isaiah: Damn bro you got muffler lungs !!

by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

the speedy muffler

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.

Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.

by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010