When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
Get the South African Butt Mufflermug. When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.
by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010
Get the the speedy mufflermug. The forbidden muffler
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box
Last night after dinner Sally asked to toss my salad so I let her and accidentally made the forbidden muffler and she enjoyed it
by Abortion Sledgehammer November 18, 2021
Get the The forbidden mufflermug. by SkinnyGlueStick May 13, 2017
Get the tomboy mufflermug. When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.
Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.
by Clc see you later October 6, 2025
Get the Mullet Mufflermug.