The act of blowing crack smoke into a womans anus and another person shot gunning said smoke from her rectum.
by Deliciousdish June 17, 2017

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.
Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.
by Clc see you later October 6, 2025

by Recome June 7, 2018
