Moronic Dissonance

When someone is so incredibly stupid that it causes you mental pain.

Her failure to grasp what is really going on in the world is causing me a lot of moronic dissonance.

by SoothsayerNeo June 27, 2021

proxy-moron

-noun

1. a person not necessarily a moron but representing a moron through behavior, comments, or appearance.

2. a person not sired of a moronic gene pool but imitating said lineage.

I'm not a moron, I'm a proxy-moron

by Ajax the hack January 5, 2011

directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022

Moron hill

Nickname for Morgan Hill a fairly small city located just south of San Jose CA

We were coming back from the Gilroy garlic festival and when we got to moron hill we were stuck in traffic for 3 'frikken hours!

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

moron-ick

A thought or idea that is not only stupid but disgusting.

Gretchen thought Sally should live with Jim again, what a moron-ick idea.

by Thatsteamguy June 10, 2023

SS Moronic

A huge passenger-ship that was destroyed by fire in Toronto Harbor in September 1949, largely due to its stupid-a** design that used flammable materials throughout and had a poorly-engineered layout which practically guaranteed widespread devastation in the event of fire.

The burning of the SS Moronic was a serious "wake-up call" to future designers for constructing safer ships.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

Demi-moron

A person of low intellect. The kind that watch reality TV shows, or like the band U2. A demi-moron, has a slightly higher intellect than your average moron, by about 2 extra brain cells. Word coined by radio presenter, Tommy Boyd in December 2004.

1.That demi-moron went to see U2 last night.2. The demi-morons, are out in force. 3. 50% of the population are demi-morons. 4. Bono is a demi-moron.

by Professor Attlee July 7, 2011