Hyper-educated moron 

A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.

Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.

Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?

Mike: Yup.

Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...

Hyper-educated moron by Hockeytown19 September 7, 2014

fuck-moron

An acceptable term to call someone when set person is not being a real moron, though you are frustrated and/or stressed thus proceed to tell them off while avoiding proper syntax.

Fuck-moron:

*Three people driving in a town looking for the highway*

Passenger 1: I don't think we were supposed to turn there!
Passenger 2: Yeah this was a bad idea, you're a bad driver.

Driver: Shu-Shit! Shut up you fuck-morons!

fuck-moron by LeManly August 27, 2011

gibbering moron 

A person who talks crap and exhibits dog-like traits such as cowering in fear and being whipped.

Mat deleted the report because he is a gibbering moron.

gibbering moron by seniorphotocopierengineer December 30, 2012

Memento moron 

A reminder you're not as smart as you think you are.

I spent twenty minutes looking for my keys and then I opened the front door and the keys were hanging out of the deadbolt.

It was a good memento moron.

Memento moron by Milo Barba January 28, 2014

sophisticated moron 

Sophomore in high school/college

He's a sophisticated moron.

What
He's in his second year of high school/college

sophisticated moron by Marcopolosmango August 22, 2017

booger-eating moron 

A dumbass, that picks his nose. Once the picking of the nose is willfully fulfilled. The dumbass chews and salivates his boogers, and tastefully swallows them in one gulp. Hencr the phrase.....booger-eating moron!

While hiding in the shadows, and lurking about. The booger-eating moron awaits another opportunity to feast upon himself.

booger-eating moron by Finger Louie January 16, 2016

sack of moron 

A sack of moron is someone who is mentally retarded they don’t know there left to right there brain doesn’t function like a normal human being

(Bryan) Did u hear what happened to James in science (cherly ) no what happened (Bryan) the sack of moron lit himself on fire (cherly) really (Bryan) yeah he ended up like the guy from fantastic 4

sack of moron by French immagrint March 24, 2021