As when a guy wakes up with hard morning wood, a girl wakes up with juicy and moist morning swamp. When a girl wakes up with an insatiable appetite for sex.
Yo bro we had sex twice the night before and she still woke up with morning swamp, so we went at it again.
by I<3MS January 27, 2011
Get the Morning Swampmug. A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
by EveningRat September 7, 2020
Get the Morning Rosemug. (Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"
by quizwhiz April 6, 2010
Get the Morning Minutemug. the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011
Get the morning pressmug. by The Babber October 7, 2019
Get the Morning Snoutmug. One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
Get the Morning Strainermug. Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014
Get the Slippery Morningmug.