mops def

When the phrase "mos def" becomes played out, it is necessary for one to start using the phrase "mops def".

You wanna play some Mario Kart 64?

Mops def, my good friend. Cheerio.

by El_Scorcho September 20, 2003

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jizz mop

A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.

After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.

by jewmanchue and c-bizzle October 16, 2003

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A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

by Big Man77 January 22, 2008

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mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down.

by Rich Lyons May 27, 2008

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