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Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.
Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.
by Khoatic May 16, 2022
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Mickey Mouse

When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".
Gabriella is super confused because I pulled a mickey mouse on her last night.
by Mr. Russell April 15, 2023
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Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.
Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”
by Azulay December 13, 2023
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Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year
Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr
by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024
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Mickey Mouse Runaround

Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.
He gave her the ol, Mickey Mouse runaround.
by anonymous June 2, 2025
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Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner
by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018
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Sexy Mickey Mouse

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."
by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021
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