Michael

Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.
“Who’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
“That’s Michael sister” Chad
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Michael

An amazing guy who has my heart. He is very handsome and is sleepy all the time ( I'm not complaining it's hot.) I love him so so much. I'm so happy I exist in the same generation he does. He's my heart and soul 💕
by Elizabeth 💕 June 19, 2017
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Michael

Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.
“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome
“He’s definitely a michael”
I love you, Michael”
by Vlyissv August 28, 2018
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Michael

He can be really annoying sometimes, but he is sweet and kind. Most of the time he dosent answer to who he loves.
that must be michael he’s an asshole
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Michael

"Who's that kid in the navy khakis?"
"Oh that's Michael"
by Alfred O'Reilly April 4, 2019
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Michael

Some sexy boul
He’s such a Michael.
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Michael

Sporty, cocky, good with women, good at about everything he plays or does
Niggerman: that Michael is a god at basketball

Niggerboi: ya he is
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