Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

merch

short for the word "merchandise". in liverpool

i.e weed, canabis etc

alrite lad any merch?

by drcannabis June 20, 2006

meathook

The act of inserting your thumb into a female's anus and a finger into their vagina, or vice versa, and pinching the skin between them internally, untill they can bear it no more and scream.

Dude, I heard that Matt totally meathooked his girlfriend last night!!

by Mr. Heckler January 11, 2007

martha

a baby gangster

Look at that martha with all that bling.

by ncastleback November 4, 2009

marlboro black menthol

the best menthol cig ever. high menthol like new ports. and light thin smoke like newport camels. healthier then marboro menthol lights, newports, marlboro menthol, casmel crush. only traditionally sold in japan but sold for a limited time in indonesia. can also be rarely found in australia.

marlboro black menthol, marlboro, menthol black

by iNDiFiNiTY1 November 13, 2009

Meathead

Someone who posts their name on Urban Dictionary followed by a bunch of untruthful egotistical comments. Usually done by cowardly teenage jocks with undersized genitalia.

I'm tired of all those idiotic teenage meathead's posting useless definitions on urban dictionary and wasting the time of it's editors.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

martha's vineyard

MV is the shit. In the summer it is the dankest place there is. Edgartown is not all that bad, granted there are a lot of preppy kids but they arent all that annoying and snobby. Edgartown is an easy place for good, clean girls that wont put out unless you get them drunk. Go to the Paper Store and watch the Shocker in action he'll show you how its done. Bottom line, GO TO MV

Island/Summer resident: Hey how are you, what is your name.
Girl Tourist: Hey, im Amanda, im visiting Martha's vineyard for a week.
Island/Summer resident: Thats cool, you wanna hang out with us tonight, theres a beach party only a mile from here.
Girl Tourist: Yea definetly.
Island/Summer resident: Alright let's go, we will show you what MV is really about.

by Bill D. Mahoney June 28, 2007