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vaginal melancholy

Vaginal Melancholy: When a woman's vagina is at peace.
Woman1: When is you time of month?
Woman2: In a few days, but right now I'm experiencing vaginal melancholy.
by JJmCwizzy July 27, 2008
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melancholia pop

a gloomy state of mind rock; thoughtful, pensive rock music
by I LOVE It March 1, 2004
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Malsacktease

When a doctor of any kind starts examining your genital area, without the use of a latex glove or any hygienic barrier. Making the experience more intimate, yet disconcerting as to weather this is strictly medical or there are ulterior motives at hand.
John: "He just dove right in, he may as well have been pulling my trousers down,
then he just started grabbing all my junk, like it was the most normal thing to do.

He didn't even put on any latex gloves!

But I had to listen to him he knows what he is talking about, he has a P.H.D
Now I feel less lonely but I didn't even cum, can I sue him for malsacktease?"
by AristotleOfThe20thCentury October 20, 2014
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melandonia

melandonia- The depressing, hopeless feeling of losing someone you love, forever. Whether it be a friend that has been cut out of your life, or a loved one who is now but a memory. This feeling hits you with the realization like a train, and once it happens there is no turning back, there is only “brace for impact.” The pain is so apparent that it is no longer a feeling but an entity begging for attention, a habit that must be satisfied. Your life prior to this loss is over, and your future is forever changed, for the worse. Coping is not an option, it is not pleasant, you must drag on miserably until there is no one left to remember the one you loved, or even you.
The melandonia was much worse at night, with the gaping hole of loss in my chest and nothing left but darkness to swallow me, I truly understood what loss was.
by cliqueish January 26, 2018
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Melaena

her children are gay and one looks like a carp they have no friends and she smells of shit her son wheres cloat googles what a faggot
dont be a melaena slag
by oli harding June 15, 2018
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Mela

Mela- Mela’s are cute girls who are small but not shy. They have the best eyes and a weird but adorable laugh.
Person one- Who’s that?
Person two-That’s Mela
by No name please March 30, 2020
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Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.
Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.
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