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Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.
girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol
by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019
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lives in denmark doesnt like lego
max doesnt like lego. ew.
by jinjahboi1999 July 6, 2019
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Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.
Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC
by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019
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Max is a sweetheart boy who enjoys playing with his family friend giving and listening to sugar by maroon five in his bedroom. Max loves hodaks and girls named Anna. More than anything max likes the songs body like a back road and candy paint! Max can’t stand hanging out with his friends, and would rather chill in his basement and take feet pics. Max is babysat by a girl the same age as his and max her give him baths. Max yells at his mom but with a sweet tone that makes her love him even more. Max is a former attendee or st Raphael the archangel catholic parish and has fun pretending to drink “alcohol”. Max has dreamy eyes and an even dreamier heart. Max is definitely a keeper.
#vibey #sugar #maxlovesjoellen
by Girlonfyah69 July 23, 2019
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When you cum when a basketball touches your pee pee.
The boy made a mess when the max happened
by Thepersonman July 30, 2019
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He is always asking questions and will always be there for you and never let you down, even if you clown him he is very smart and humorous he knows practically everything he wins plenty of spelling bees and is just a fun smart person to be around
He Helps a lot in math his name is max
by Sawwy November 28, 2019
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the sweetest warm hearted guy you’ll ever meet. your first love. not the best communicator but a really thoughtful hot guy.
I think I’m in love with Max but don’t completely sure yet...”
by Singroxysing March 23, 2019
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