Matt

The type of person who would rather die than betray his friends or those they love. He is the strongest bravest man on earth. Matts are without a doubt the best people on earth

Did you here about how Matt got in the way of the bullet heading towards his friend?

by SteelCity8719 July 3, 2016

Matt

A Matt is always trying to make others happy, he's a very sweet guy and he never feels like he's good enough (but he definitely is, maybe even too good) Matt has pretty dark brown eyes and dark hair. Matt's are tall an thin, like a carrot stick.

Guy1: I wish I was like Matt.
Guy2: same! Matt is lit.

by Maryn_lover November 23, 2018

Matt

A smarty-pants who goes on "Jeopardy" and wins $16,000. Normally has a short haircut with a long annoying braid, but cuts it off before starting high school. He will possibly become a billionaire or an evil dictator. His goal in life is to rule the world, and make everyone who was mean to him become slaves. He also commonly an atheist.

Person 1: Did you see that freaky dude in Geometry?
Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day.

by poopoholic October 9, 2008

Matt

A fuckin' guy who thinks le chateau is too expensive and drowns girls with axe. is usually cross eyed with ugly shirts on first meetings. his hair is army-like, gelled down and has weird teeth. looks lie a druggy.. he has bulgy eyes.

"Oh my GOD look at that fucked up fish!"
"No dude, that's Matt."

by titpiss March 6, 2009

Matt

A faggot usually with no friends with a small penis. Sometimes very witty but never knows what's going on

Did you fuck him? Oh ya Matt has a small dick

by Ryan Calftroy October 2, 2014

Matt

A man with an unbelievablely huge penis

Kory:I wish I had a Matt

by Male specimen March 13, 2017

Matt

Wants to be a reptile. He loves to hold and touch his snake. Doesn't like to wear a lot of clothing. Gets pleasure out of listening to his mammal friends get it on. Also loud.

I'm Matt. I like my snake

by Diva sista November 14, 2010