Masterkate

To Eat food, Eat eat eat food

Would you like to masterkate with me?

by xCOREE July 19, 2006

masturdate

A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.

Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.

by MiscTiger May 28, 2013

masterbatorioum

the room in which you beat your meat....jerk jill...pullin pud..making a hand party...take your pick

"man yesterday i was deep in a session and my mom walked right into my masterbatorioum!!!!"

by goggles72 November 24, 2009

masterbatoraid

the master of bater aid

when someone type it on your fucking computer and gets you moved to a different seat.......FUCK!!!!!! robby why are you soooooo damn funny

by Dan stizzle September 18, 2003

masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011

masterbation spot

a place in online games (like black ops, MW2, ect.) were you can hide for long enough to fap without the fear or getting killed.

matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.

by snowboardingafghan August 23, 2011

masterbation

its been quite a while since you got some
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself

until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully

Do you do masterbation?
No.
(thinks) of course you do

by Krkič July 2, 2019