Marylanding

1. You wait to the last minute to cut across 3 lanes of traffic before and exit
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway
On my way home back to DC from a Ravens game, I saw 35 instances of marylanding
by Sass28 May 10, 2025
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maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.
"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"
by Killmelmao123 March 12, 2017
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the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide
she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide
by CoronaWithLime March 18, 2020
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Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.
When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.
by king JUULian September 03, 2018
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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer April 10, 2018
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Maryland Senate

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.
by House Kitten April 10, 2021
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Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
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