Maryland Magic is the the shitty tree that you get in Maryland after you have let it furment for a long time so it gets super crystalized and chronic. As opposed to Cali crystal which is bought in California and is chronic from the get go. Also the name of nigaboo Zach Steffey's bong.
Damn son! That Maryland magic reminds me of our shit we smoke in the bay! or Man we killed our lungs all night with Maryland Magic. Shit was gravy.
by Margerine ass handstand man October 21, 2009
Get the Maryland Magicmug. When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
Get the Maryland CockSuckermug. When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022
Get the Maryland Mousetrapmug. Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland
Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Behemoth & Atelier Are Bethesda, Marylandmug. The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
Get the Maryland Chicken Popsiclemug. If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.
by 6sicky6 May 13, 2018
Get the maryland passmug. When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.
by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017
Get the maryland sharpshootermug.