When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
by Zaschiana April 27, 2023

by Hhchdhdh September 9, 2020

A curly headed goofball. The best at being mean and doesn’t really care what people think about him. And can cheer yu up
I swear marley is a funny person
by Vixuiz November 22, 2021

A Marley is a sweet lovable girl who is very energetic and loves a good conversation. She helps anyway she can and she will always have fun doing it.
by Moonwatcher7772 August 20, 2020

by I’m taking ur mrs April 20, 2019

She's always thinking about herself even if it means dropping her friends prefers to go by Alex or a diffrent name skinny short asf she died her hair a diffrent color tends to have freinds that are taller and stronger than her because she's always getting in trouble
by Chitin nugges November 6, 2023
