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marnus

marnus (n): a person who has mildly embarrassed themselves, especially through an act of stupidity; a fool (affectionate)

marnused (v): to have mildly embarrassed oneself through a minor act of studity; to have been burned or pwned.
"I totally marnused myself when I tried to chat up that girl without realising she was a lesbian."
by Russell Brown October 17, 2006
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.357 magnum

A handgun cartridge based on the .38 special. A handgun chambered in .357 magnum can generally utilize the .38 special cartridge.

A gun marked .38 special cannot use a .357 magnum cartridge. Using such a cartridge may cause said handgun to explode.

Please ignore the author on here who claims "you don't blow up a .38 caliber gun by shootings .357s through it".

He is not correct!!!

Attempting to shoot a .357 magnum cartridge through a firearm chambered in .38 special is dangerous!
Officer: "I do not have confidence in my weapon's ability to neutralize a suspect."

Firearm Dealer: "Have you considered upgrading to a weapon chambered in .357 magnum?"
by J. Lotta August 27, 2010
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Magnum XL

A brand of condoms, designed for "extra large" sized dicks... however, most often purchased by men who are barely above average and could have saved themselves the extra five bucks... mostly with the intent that it will slide off inside the receiving hole, resulting in better sensation, pregnancy and herpes.
Drugstore Cashier: OMG! He's so cute AND he just bought Magnum XL condoms... he must be huge!

Condom user *internal dialog*: damn I hope this shit comes off when I'm hittin' that ass... cause I know I ain't gonna feel nothin' in that torn up pussy if it don't
by legitimate MagnumXL user June 24, 2006
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Magnum sipper

Magnum Tonic Wine is a fortified tonic wine that has found great acceptance in Jamaica and the Caribbean. A unique ready-to-drink offering that is bottled at 16.5% alc/vol, Magnum is made with Vigorton 2, which includes iron, minerals and vitamin B6.
'Magnum sipper ' Digga d -woi
by Marlow90 September 10, 2020
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Magnums

A special size condom which is only available for those with a larger than life penis.
Comes in many flavors.
Many originates in Germany & Philippines.
"Woah, do we need to go to Germany tonight?"
"Gosh, I love the flavors on those Magnums!"
by Bhahahaha @ life. March 5, 2009
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Magnum

You know I need the Magnum for my ish.
by G.O.A.T. November 23, 2004
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.460 Weatherby Magnum

Huge rifle cartridge used for hunting very big African game. Launches a 500 gr. bullet at over 2,500 fps with around 7,500 ft. lb. of force. High loadings have punishing recoil - about five times that of a .30-06. Factory loads cost over $7 per round, making it very expensive to shoot. Way too overpowered for any animal on North American soil. Definitely wouldn't hurt to have one if you were ever stuck on Isla Nublar or Isla Sorna from Jurassic Park.
If ever traveling to a dinosaur theme park, bringing along a big bore rifle, let's say, a .460 Weatherby Magnum or .50 BMG for example, would be a very good idea.
by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010
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