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A nasty, evil girl who rejects cookies from nice boys and makes them cry. This may also refer to a girl who needs to stop being incestuous with her brother and needs to start washing herself instead.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about how that girl rejected Mike's cookie?

Person 2: Aww yeah. I heard it's because she's romantically interested in her brother and not Mike.

Person 1: Man, that girl is such a Maddie.
Maddie by Twerkoholic October 22, 2013
This self devouring sex goddess is known throughout the lands. She is prone to falling, but makes It up with her elasticity. Her sensual words will cast you in a deep sleep of lust... And she alone can get you back into reality. She is injured in one arm due to her hardcore mentality in bed. She's into that kinky sex, the sole creator of the cleavlend steam roller, a move only perfected by her. Once this species locks on her target, she devours their penis until there is nothing left but a flap to keep the dust out their asshole.
This girl shoved her middle toe in my ass... She must be a Maddie.
Maddie by Doglover78902 November 8, 2014
maddie is a hoe and she suck all lot of dick and she loves to hoe around with muliples guys that she does not know
maddie is a hoe
maddie by weweepee January 19, 2018
she is an aboriginal who thinks that wogs and fobs are the same because they have O's. she has an amazing body and id like to be with her every minute of everyday, i also like having sex with her and i think we should more often. i adore her
omg theres a maddie, OMFG wait it's a pikachu!!
maddie by metalman66689 June 17, 2011
A Maddie is the type of person who controls every situation. Not because she wants to...because she HAS to! It's in her DNA. When she wants something, she MUST get it or she'll throw a hissy fit that no one cares to see. Even though she has a control freak personality, we still love her because she has all the test answers. If you ever come across a Maddie, make sure to tell them they need Jesus right away and lead them to the nearest church.
Maddie is super duper cray-cray
Maddie by Kewlkidzzzz April 20, 2017
don't judge a book by it's cover when it comes to a maddie, they may seem sweet and caring but there's a whole different side to them. This goody two shoes will go out of her way as much as she can to make herself seem like a completely different person. An unreliable, untrustworthy "friend". she'll only come around when she needs something, and forget you even existed once better offers come around. Never trust a maddie.
"maddie canceled our plans once again"
"i don't get why you keep forgiving maddie"
maddie by cookiesandmilk8620 June 5, 2017