masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.

Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"

by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008

mystified

sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.

the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.

"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"

"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."

by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022

Masticate

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)

by Jaques Russle December 18, 2004

mystify soccer

The greatest game in the history of time.
Check it out at www.mystifygames.co.uk

The best game ever is mystify soccer

by Roberto March 26, 2004

masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

Mistica

Mystique
It's Spanish word that means,
an aura of heightened value or interest or meaning surrounding a person or thing

Look at that Mistica necklace that she has. Her great grandmother passed it down to all the ninas en la familia.

by personaa August 31, 2007