Caitlin Murphy

Caitlin is a very quiet kid and is good at blackmailing people. She is best friends with Kahli and is pretty crazy and weird sometimes.
That girl over there acts like Caitlin Murphy. Oh wait it is Caitlin Murphy.
by The silly duck June 8, 2020
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Murphy's Constant

Facts that are led by the most of Murphy's Law all at once and you know that, but even so you know nothing can be done to prevent that other than falling into ANOTHER Murphy's Constant.
1. When I looked out the window, sky was so cloudy and as dark as tar, so I decided to carry my umbrella with me. Following the Murphy's Constant, a punch of wind has just blown all those dark clouds away, suddenly. Then I had to keep my umbrella in hands during the whole sunny and hot day. That, untill I realized I forgot it somewhere. And guess what?! Without my umbrella with me, when I was in the wide open center of the city, miles way from home, making my way back home on foot, since I lost my bus, that hot and brighty sunlight turned back into a gloomy, and even darker mass of clouds than before and the whaterfalls poured all upon me, until I arrived home, closed the door behind my backs and that shiny sun appeared again. Plus during that storm, occured a power outage...
But if I didn't carry my umbrella when I was leaving home, rain would have started right at that moment, I would get to work all wet, and that bright sunlight would have been shining while I was inside that closed building and with my umbrella with... Just happened MILLION times with me... that's one of my Murphy's Constants!
by WondererCarvalho August 3, 2010
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Bryan Murphy

One of the hottest guys on TikTok
Don’t believe me? See for yourself

Tiktok: bryanmurphyy_
Emily: did you see Bryan’s new tiktok?
Sarah: Bryan Murphy?
Emily:yeah
Sarah: Omg he’s hot
by Jjadd November 8, 2020
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joshua murphy

Absolutely monster of a man, could easily take 70 guys in a fight. And would most likely take your bitch. Also can be know as JM.
“Yo that guy is such a joshua Murphy
by Jjmurphy10 July 29, 2020
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Noah Murphy

The boldest toker the south of Ireland has ever seen. Known for his ability to smoke 9 j’s and still attend his little cousin decos communion in ballymun community parish church.
That young buck Noah Murphy might be my child’s father. — grange moth
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Brayden Murphy

A man on the Victor Swim Team that has a big dick. It’s so big that it touches the toilet water.
by Hartman_Noah October 12, 2018
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Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed
He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.
by Alester December 24, 2020
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