murder buddy

Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.

Knock em dead murder buddy

by MLouPeach October 11, 2017

Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen

Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.

by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010

Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022

Chainsaw Murderer

Not dissimilar to an axe murderer, except more hardcore and more capable of swifter, more efficient kill.

Be careful who you open the door to, Johnny - I hear there's a chainsaw murderer on the lose!

by Sarkata April 20, 2010

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

the murder of monroe

started around september 2006 and finished in 2007. Blending hardcore/indie/rock/metal/Trance to their music, they became known in a matter of shows. played shows all around surrey

"Lets go get drunk and watch the murder of monroe"

"I love to have sex and scream to the murder of monroe"

by Ben Shepeard December 8, 2007

Murder that shit

To aggressively and consensually destroy someone sexually.

He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.

by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021