As when a guy wakes up with hard morning wood, a girl wakes up with juicy and moist morning swamp. When a girl wakes up with an insatiable appetite for sex.
Yo bro we had sex twice the night before and she still woke up with morning swamp, so we went at it again.
by I<3MS January 27, 2011
Get the Morning Swampmug. Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?
“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”
“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”
by Knifeindaback May 14, 2021
Get the Eris Mornmug. (Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"
by quizwhiz April 6, 2010
Get the Morning Minutemug. by Colver August 11, 2014
Get the Morning Timbermug. One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
Get the Morning Strainermug. The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.
NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
by OB_77 June 1, 2011
Get the Morning Orangemug. When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.
Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?
Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.
Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.
by Jrodjr November 7, 2020
Get the Morning Napmug.