M.I.L.K.

Mom I'd like to kiss. It refers to a less vulgar way of admiring a mother, preferably not your own, cuz still its just wrong, unless you make it clear that its a kiss on the cheek. Even so, M.I.L.K. is a child-friendly word that describes your feelings for one of your friend's mothers, who hooks you up with some tasty finger-lickins when you come over.

MMM!! DAMN Chuck, your mami is a M.I.L.K. for real! Whip out them cookies!! Hooo-weeee!!!!

by jewleeah December 10, 2007

M.I.L.K

M.I.L.K is abbreviated for Mother I'd like to Kill. You would use this saying when you are mad at your mom for whatever reason.

"My mom's a M.I.L.K"

by Molly McGee April 4, 2011

E L M Os Box

A glitcher from runescape.

Famous for running around Falador yelling "I need mod" while holding his infamous box.

Wow, that kid's just like E L M Os Box, glitching everything

by Dandy <3 April 7, 2009

Linzy Marie (L.M.H.)

The most beautiful girl ever known to man. One amazingly gorgeous body with a great booty. Also the nicest girl you will ever meet.

Eric Douglas would die for Linzy Marie (L.M.H.), he would also do anything for her.

by Eric February 27, 2005

L.M.S.

Lauren Millar Syndrome: Pertaining to the non-possession of an ass. A serious case of nass.

Guy#1:Yo check her out, she has absolutely no ass.
Guy#2:Your right, thats an extreme case of L.M.S.

by Chiefmixalot727 January 27, 2007

M.I.L.F.

Mother I'd like to...

Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?
Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.
Jon Stewart: Milf?
Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...

by One Dope Bitch Ass AzN May 22, 2003

M.I.L.P.H.

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

by Brian043 June 28, 2008