Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.

"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"

by Guyxander August 19, 2009

Lumberjack

Any person who is "cock blocking" or "cutting down your wood" while you are macking it.

Bill just cut in on that dance, what a fucking lumberjack!

by StillChasing1 April 28, 2008

lumberjack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

hi. we're lumberjacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).

by kurdddt January 26, 2008

lumberjack

one who has a lot of boners

Dude ur a lumberjack!!!

by satin January 28, 2005

Lumberjack's Armpit

The kind of minge that, is perfectly nice while inside underwear but when removed sweats profusely. It doesn't stop sweating. It STINKS!

Mary was a perfectly nice girl until Julio found out she had a lumberjack's armpit.

by Tom Learoyd May 30, 2006

Italian Lumberjack

When a couple is eating pasta, the guy kicks over the girl, yelling "Timber", then when she lands, they begin to have sex.

Last night, I had the Italian Lumberjack.

by funguy1991 December 7, 2010

Dirty Lumberjack

Although many may think it is a variation of the dirty sanchez, the dirty lumberjack is far from it.

In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.

He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.

Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.




ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack

--quite a twist.

Quick! Fred, give me a dirty lumberjack so the police will not recognize me.

by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009