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Long Beach Island

The most boring place on Earth

Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?

Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015
mugGet the Long Beach Islandmug.

long island

the part of new york with a bunch of pot smokers
“yo you live on long island?”
“yeah it’s a shit hole
by 173392726 October 17, 2021
mugGet the long islandmug.

Long Island Cocktail

The three drugs typically used in lethal injection. Sodium thiopental is used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.
He ought not to have assaulted that girl. Now he's in the pen waiting for that long island cocktail. Sad.
by Iammyself April 21, 2019
mugGet the Long Island Cocktailmug.

Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
mugGet the Long Island Candy Barmug.

Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
mugGet the Long Islandmug.

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
mugGet the Long Island Pattymug.

long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick
"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 9, 2018
mugGet the long island tailmug.

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