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by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska RObles Es Un Carlos Gregorio Ferrera FOr THe Ferrar's Multiple Personality Disorder Called Listening TO Inidivudlas<.79.7.6.>
by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Damn, I just said I was from the Philippines and yet Jeffrey kept asking me where in Mexico that was. He was white people listening.
by Princest June 23, 2025

by bagoflisten May 4, 2024

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.
I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.
by sp25 June 20, 2008

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
