Full Lincoln

When you score four times, and then she blows your brains out.

Mary Todd didn't have the endurance to give me the Full Lincoln, so I seceded.

If only I had a sturdier Lincoln Log, then she'd have given me the Full Lincoln treatment.

by Monster Cock Bros. August 5, 2010

Limozeen

Currently on tour with Taranchula (famous for "Very Slowly") and the Kinda Long-Haired Band (whose kidna semi-hit song "Circles" didn't even touch the charts). Their last show was an opener for Strong Bad, live in West Rekjavic.

Liquid and Leather...in equal measure...Champagne glass...mix 'em together.

"Come on guys, I need your help. We need to make them hear us over in East Rekjavic."

LimoZeen is the greatest hair band of all times.

by Matthew Coker August 27, 2004

Lincoln

Sexy man with a huge penis and is a flat out stud at everything he does.

Hey it's Lincoln!

by Johny dep June 29, 2017

abraham lincon

when a person shaves off there own genital hair and glues it to a person chin (trying to resemble abrahams beard) using semen.

Samantha: whats all this hair on my face.
Bob: You got Abraham Linconed Bitch
Samantha: Ill fucking kill you.

by Todd Bennison October 9, 2006

Lincoln Tunnel

The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.

One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.

by hubiedubie December 13, 2012

lincoln way east

School full of bomb threats and kids complaining about Lincoln way north

"Lincoln way east is better then North no matter what anyone says."

by Brunzy83 April 9, 2017

Lincoln Hawk

To win the love of your son by performing an act of heroism instead of actually raising the boy through childhood and adolescence

"I can win his love, I'll do a Lincoln Hawk and win a vegas Arm Wrestling Contest in his honour!"

by Sir Fabsalot April 23, 2004