Scarlet Letter

After fucking a girl who's on her period, as you cum, you titty fuck her. Extra props for being able to form the letter A.

My girl was on the rag, but I fucked her anyways, and then I finished it with a Scarlet Letter.

by Hester Prynne November 10, 2008

Black Letter

A break up letter. A short, impolite letter you send to someone to break up with them rather than doing it in person.

She sent me a Black Letter.

by edward.r.meow August 24, 2010

foad letter

A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".

After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

capital letters

not "all caps" just when you use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence. it's like being formal but being formal in a no formal conversation is weird. so don't :)

friend 1: "Hey want to go out tonight? I found a nice place. What you think?"

friend 2: "ig it looks nice but why are you talking with capital letters..? it's to formal and weird, go look it up"

by drippyboi11 March 10, 2021

Beth's letter

1. When a girl cums on your face cuz you hum really loudly into ther minge.

2. A request to attend a birthday party because the person who's birthday it is is a gorgeous sex queen who makes anyones day seem better. Also, see human ecstasy

"Just because I'm vocalling you in the gash doesn't mean you get ot give me a Beth's letter."

by Sugar_81 May 6, 2008

cover letter

Letters for people who don't like letters. Kind of like computer letters, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I write cover letters so I have no friends.

by C. Frey August 22, 2006

trigger letter

A letter held by mytimeship.com that will only be delivered once a certian event has taken place, such as a death, birthday, marriage or whatever other trigger that the sender mandates.

Example 1:
One year after Hugo's death, I recieved a "trigger letter" from him telling me what a ______ I am? Insert your favorite insult or compliment in the blank, depending of course how Hugo felt about you....
Example 2: Susan always had to get the last word, but I sent her a "trigger letter" which will give her a grave suprise.

by sleeping grinch February 9, 2010