Lambert

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.

-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.

by Chuckles95 April 1, 2010

Lambeth

Many people live in Lovely Lambeth. Actually, not many, because its a little farm town in South London, wear all of the people wear cowboy hats, milk cows and herd sheep. They all join hands around their picket fences and sing country songs. They pride themselves on being a safe town, and spend all of their time at the Lambeth Arena and Community centre. They also spend a lot of time at Abe's, the sub place. And even though Lambeth just got a Subway, people still go to Abe's. Turn's out, the actually have 3 public schools! That leaves one for each person in Lambeth. If you go to Duffield, McEachren or Faith Community Christian School, you will probably get made fun of for it for the rest of your life. This is where the LAMBO'S live.

"Where do you live?"
"Oh, I live in Lovely Lambeth!"
"Where the Cows are?"
"Yes, gotta go feed the chickens now."

by Def.Writer August 2, 2008

lembo

A name used as an insult, originating from some place on Long Island.

God, you're such a lembo.

by Master Bates April 24, 2005

lebeter

A retard

he is a lebeter

by jhdgfjkzlsefhgncukrcygkaef April 2, 2014

James ledbetter

The fittest guy in the whole world aswell as being the kindest guy i know

James i love ya and ur all mine.

by stacy July 26, 2004

Leeber

A leeber is someone who forces their opinions upon others.

That leeber over there just forced his friends to buy a Limp Bizkit record.

by Big Mr. Jay May 6, 2004

Leberknight

A Leberknight is a Knight of the Leber. Leber is the German word for liver. So a Leberknight is a powerful individual, who can and will do incredible things to and with your liver. Their powers allow them to force endorphin-release, or poisoning; members of this reclusive clan have been known to stimulate orgasm or death by means of manipulating their target's liver with their mind.

despite, or perhaps because of, their great power, Leberknights are widely known to act like dicks. They occasionally enjoy poking fun at other people, but generally do so in an amusing manner. The Leberknights are powerful, intelligent, and jerks, but they live by a strict if mellifluous moral code which allows no un-provoked serious assault, and absolutely no rape ever.

Leberknights are frequently seen in the presence of, and often confused with, Drewsefer's

common misspelling: Lieberknight it's just a name

antonym: bitch

patient: But, doc, you told me I had terminal liver cancer, how could it just vanish?
Doctor: you must have had help from a Leberknight.

Girl: this guy looked at me, and then I had a funny feeling in my tummy, and then I had this absolutely mind-blowing orgasm.

Friend: oh you lucky bitch, you've bagged a Leberknight

mugger: I'm going to kill and rape you. "AAAGGGHH OH GOD MY LIVER IT HURTS SO BAD"

potential victim: Thank you so much Leberknight! you've saved my life!

teenager: That weird dude over there is kinda creepy, but he's really hilarious. That girl keeps saying she hates him, but she's blushing and giggling the whole time. oh, he's mocking her for the blushing now. Must be a Leberknight.

by SoundShaman June 20, 2010