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Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)
I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.
by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004
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squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
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Leech Man

Basically a dickhead who stares at women ALL the time, comments on them in a sexual way and doesn't stop talking about them to his mates, or himself. Basically sticking to any women he finds attractive.
Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man
by Floppy Wanger August 18, 2016
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Leech

1. Someone who is constantly borrowing money from their partner / friends / family and never pays it back.

2. A person over 40 who no longer lives at home but who still doesn't pay rent, utilities, insurance etc and bleeds their family dry.
Andy is a leech, he is 45 and his parents still pay for all his rent and bills.
by Elizabeth Ashley July 22, 2024
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Emotional Leech

Emotional Leech (noun) —
A person who sticks around not for genuine friendship, but to drain your emotional energy like a parasite. They thrive on your support, constantly unloading their problems on you while giving little to nothing back — leaving you exhausted and them recharged. Think of them as emotional vampires, but without the cool aesthetic.
That girl isn’t a friend — she’s an emotional leech in red lipstick, and I’m one sob story away from changing my number.”
by gorejessx March 17, 2025
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Phoenix leech

Phoenix leech describes someone who absorbs a great deal of information from others, distils and improves what they've learned into a competitive edge.
by QDWAZAR January 9, 2022
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Party Leech

A person who chooses to go to parties for their own personal benefits, despite people knowing about their antics and not inviting them.
Wow Jenna is such a party Leech.

Damn Jack stop being a party Leech.
by Jewel104 May 7, 2018
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