Lazarbeam

THE JAKE PAUL OF FORTNITE WITH S DOGGY NAMED WILLY!!! HE STROKES WILLY ALL THE TIME!

CHUM: WANNA WATCH THE LAZARBEAM
CHUM #2: YOU MEAN THE JAKE PAUL OF FORTNITE? SURE WHY NOT?

by SexyPigBoi November 3, 2018

Lazarus

A powerful brew, base coffee, sometimes chemically augmented, that has the power to 'raise one from the dead'. A defense against lethargy, apathy, and the tomb of sleep. Crafted by the modern shaman Lanning.

The last two days had been the most productive in all of Chuck's life. As the second night passed without want of sleep, he wept for the third of his existence he'd sacrificed to the bed. Truly, Lanning's Lazarus was god in a cup.

by AtomSmith October 16, 2008

Lazarbeam

A fucking bloody legend DADDY DADDY

Lazarbeam uploaded and I hacked off

by Sjsnanaknakaksks June 3, 2020

che lazar

a socially awkward piece of Greece

"stop being a Che lazar"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa38fjkgohkl March 8, 2017

lazarev

A horny little bastard

he is such a lazarev

by Iwillfuckurmumrllyhard May 12, 2014

Lazaro

A blonde and black haired child who looks pissed all the time and enjoys people staring at him

Lazaro is so retarded.

by asd jkwqef le amw4fmn 3 m,t5y April 19, 2018

lazari

satan looking ass
a dumb little ho who whines over little things and thinks people need to care for her when in reality nobody rlly does

jack; wow that lazaris such a bitch
jane; yeah she can go suck on my nonexistent dick

by kkkao October 31, 2017