Keoni LaBang

Commonly confused with Keoini LaBang, Keoni LaBang is a name given to describe one who is hilarious, energetic, kind of an asshole, but sweet beyond measure. An identifying characteristic of Keoni LaBang is the extreme overbite they usually have. It helps them to climb trees, break open coconuts, and scoop up chunks of pineapple to eat. Usually a Keoni LaBang is a fairly talented musician; has a great ear and can sing italian opera.

Keoni LaBang. That is all.

by muthafuckaaa June 18, 2011

Osama Bin Laden

A terrorist who attempts to harm American citizens and soldiers, much like Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, and the Confederate Army.

I chuckle when people with Rebel Flags on their pickup trucks talk about how evil Bin Laden is.

by Daniel Peck December 21, 2003

laani

Laani is a very pretty and talented girl. Laani is very funny and cheerful! Laani is also very kind and loves kids. Laani is going to be the best mother of her children of how smart and talented she is.

Laani is so pretty and talented, I wish I was her.

by uglymolerat008 October 17, 2019

bin laden wagon

An airplane.

Bob: Hey man, can you take me to the airport at 7? I have to catch the bin laden wagon at 9:30.

Steve: Sure dude, be careful

by Benevolous June 18, 2013

Dead Osama Bin Laden

Former Al-Quaeda leader, who then was shot in the head by hardcore awesome special forces team.

"We got him!"
-- President Obama

Curtis: "Yaw, yall hear about Osama Bin Laden?"
B-Dawg: "Ye, dat nigga dead, he aughta' be known as Dead Osama Bin Laden, cuz he dead!"

by wylich1 May 29, 2011

ladasha

La-a pronunciation

La-a is pronounced Ladasha.

by mcpr13 January 28, 2014

fin laden

The final product after DNA from a shark mixes with Bin Laden's body and radiation from the Fukishima plant in Japan. A mix between shark, terrorist, and badass super villain.

First summer of the sharks, then 9/11, and I just had a Fin Laden sighting!

by Bayles of Hay August 1, 2011