Luigi

A known convicted drug addict that is disguised as a plumber protecting the mushroom kingdom. He assassinates mushrooms and has been caught 7 times. 4 of those times were for vandalism. He is wanted and is very harmful to all the mushroom kingdom residents. If you see his iconic green cap, with a L decal on the front, run to the nearest phonebooth and contact your loved ones; for he will murder you upon exit of the booth. rip your organs out of your chest, specifically your liver, and sell them to your family. He cannot be persuaded or moved; he will get back up and kill you anyway.
Goomba: Oh. My. FUCKING GOD! IS THAT LUIGI AND HIS BROTHER MARIO!?
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by BoxCat6769 February 14, 2022
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Luigi's legs

Legs that hurt from carrying around fat dick.
Son: "DAMN you look tired!"
Dad: "You know I got that Luigi's legs!"
by SadKyle69 June 10, 2019
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Colli Luigi

He drunk a lot and he is a crazy prof but eveybody dosen’t can love he
Colli Luigi : “MENILLOOOOO” “NUZZIIIIIIII
by Pida November 22, 2021
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Luigi

I know a luigi. He claims to be bi but is a homophobic ass bitch. Tall and skinny irrelevant piece of shit.
i hate luigi
by bbgee November 21, 2021
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Derek Luigi

look at him he's so Derek Luigi.
by /\y/\yr0/\/ March 17, 2019
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Luigi

People with the name Luigi are very quiet and introverted also very sadistic, but you can't deny the fact they are good looking and smart, they come out as bossy but is really a softy though you'll never think of them as a person who gets attached to other people. They know what they want and they'll get it, and they mind their own business. They are very matured and that's why they are attractive. But overall a nice person who are misunderstood.
Kian: wow Luigi is good looking but very quiet

Arni: that's Luigi for you
by truthxwer June 9, 2021
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Luigi

by Luigi Mangione February 25, 2025
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