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Scarlet Letter

After fucking a girl who's on her period, as you cum, you titty fuck her. Extra props for being able to form the letter A.
My girl was on the rag, but I fucked her anyways, and then I finished it with a Scarlet Letter.
by Hester Prynne November 10, 2008
mugGet the Scarlet Lettermug.

Black Letter

A break up letter. A short, impolite letter you send to someone to break up with them rather than doing it in person.
by edward.r.meow August 24, 2010
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foad letter

A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".
After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.
by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008
mugGet the foad lettermug.

capital letters

not "all caps" just when you use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence. it's like being formal but being formal in a no formal conversation is weird. so don't :)
friend 1: "Hey want to go out tonight? I found a nice place. What you think?"

friend 2: "ig it looks nice but why are you talking with capital letters..? it's to formal and weird, go look it up"
by drippyboi11 March 10, 2021
mugGet the capital lettersmug.

Beth's letter

1. When a girl cums on your face cuz you hum really loudly into ther minge.

2. A request to attend a birthday party because the person who's birthday it is is a gorgeous sex queen who makes anyones day seem better. Also, see human ecstasy
"Just because I'm vocalling you in the gash doesn't mean you get ot give me a Beth's letter."
by Sugar_81 May 6, 2008
mugGet the Beth's lettermug.

cover letter

Letters for people who don't like letters. Kind of like computer letters, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
by C. Frey August 22, 2006
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Letter of apology

Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.
Leahy: 6-0, whip out the letter of apology
Dave: Let me get the paper.....
by Shakin' Steven November 15, 2009
mugGet the Letter of apologymug.

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