At age 25, Kenny is 6'2 and loves his ladies. Kenny loves his yogurt night despite finding it difficult most of the time. His phone battery often dies. New York resident. He loves tennis and will make you et it. He isa licensed winter boots owner. Creator of the universe and everything we know and love. He has endless special skills, including eating with chopsticks. Part time yoga instructor. As a professional athlete he has 7 NBA championships and a Super Bowl MVP with endless other awards in his hall of special skills. Follow his instagram @kennyyogurton. Arch nemesis is Barry Been Benson ever since the year 2007.
Kenny Yogurton is the Greatest Athlete of all time
Kenny Yogurton is our lord and savior.
Kenny created us all
Geez, Kenny be packing the dick
Kenny Yogurton will steal your bitch
Kenny Yogurton is our lord and savior.
Kenny created us all
Geez, Kenny be packing the dick
Kenny Yogurton will steal your bitch
by Kenny Yogurton June 12, 2020
The man, The myth, The legend. Kenny Powers.
Kenny Powers, the man with an arm like a fucking cannon, mind like a scientist, and a cock like a burmese python.
by J-rock04071 April 05, 2010
Someone who does stupid acts and narrowly avoids death.
Comes from Kenny McKormick on South Park, who dies frequently.
Comes from Kenny McKormick on South Park, who dies frequently.
by SPTemptress July 01, 2009
A fatass who loves to steal your chips, watch out, if you let him live in your house he’ll bring his girlfriends kids over and their no fun. He’s dangerous, so if you see him in the streets than you better watch out and he’s usually sighted without a shirt on. Common places to see the hideous beast himself would be at the “club” or maybe at his girlfriends house. He also loves shopping so if there is a local supermarket near you, be ready because he tends to go through the whole stock in a day. He loves to try new things including the nastiest snack known to mankind, garlic Parmesan smartfood. Oh and if he’s wearing a hat it’s just a phase. And one more thing, don’t give him grated cheese because he drops it all the time.
by RusticEel February 14, 2019
by spannacus February 22, 2008
Kenny Hotz is a co-star and director of the brilliant Canadian show KENNY VS SPENNY. He is the evil "genius" of the show, and often humorously cheats his way into winning the competitions.
He's a narcissist who most likely suffers from many other psychological problems, but he continues to become Canada's most lovable asshole.
He's a narcissist who most likely suffers from many other psychological problems, but he continues to become Canada's most lovable asshole.
by Kelly McCallum February 20, 2006
I had a Kenny Rogers goin' this morning but pulled through okay.
Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton.
Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton.
by Spencer M. October 02, 2006