by king simmo October 16, 2003
When one shits on the ground, then impales the shit with a twig in the fashion of a kebab stick, like they are roasting marshmellows
by Laptevograd hood thugshaker June 15, 2022
A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
by JoeyThePerv May 24, 2007
An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.
The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.
by Bunkerbuster October 15, 2006
by M Chantler October 20, 2006
When you put your dick inside a babies ASS and it comes out of its mouth, and then you eat it like a kebab stick.
by Daddyora April 27, 2018