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swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils
Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle
by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018
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Jingle Jangle

When your dick gets so soft that it moves around without being able to stop. Also means a dick that is too soft to fit in the persons pants because they are too drunk to walk........
"Holy Shit Emma, look at his JINGLE JANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DONKEYS ASS September 27, 2020
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Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you
by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017
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Jingle balls

When a guy shoves bells up his ass in order to make people think it's his balls that are jingling when he walks
Oh man it's Christmas time, Eric is going to have jingle balls again..
by 1Life2Live January 23, 2024
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Jingle

The act of shaking an empty glass with ice in the hopes that someone will fill it up.
I gave it a jingle and got another round of whiskey.
by Ewicandwynne October 31, 2021
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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