Jessica
by aeden23456789 March 6, 2017

Jessica is a slut. she acts as if everyone loves her and all the boys want her. she gloats about how big her breast are when its all just her stuffing theem. she wears her clothes skin tight, and her down. she likes to dancce although she cant.
by invaderzimm December 8, 2010

The biggest two-faced bitch you will ever know. She is gonna take away your friends and fuck your boyfriend. Jessica's usually have a huge ugly face and they like to suck mexican dicks. (this definition does not include Jessie's, just Jessica's)
by hihihhihihihihihihihihihihihih November 27, 2010

Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.
They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.
Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.
They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.
Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.
by Jdog4ever January 4, 2020

Jessica is a super funny and cheerful gal that doesn't care for the volume or care for others ear drums. She is a constant giggler and instantly cheers veryone up. Chick on the streets, freak in the sheets. You know what's up with this girl, day or night every thing is funny.
by Everything is poo October 7, 2017

Jessica is amazing, She my best friend and she's funny, Smart and can get me throw everything and anything cause that's the type of person she is. Thank you Jessica
Jessica is my favourite person ever.
by Charleigh2k18 June 29, 2018

The girl who is sassy and bosses people around and whoever doesn’t follow her actions will be threatened.
by Superi0rM4n March 13, 2019
