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Jessica

A person with a very small ass and who want every thing to go there way
Jessica
by aeden23456789 March 6, 2017
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Jessica

Jessica is a slut. she acts as if everyone loves her and all the boys want her. she gloats about how big her breast are when its all just her stuffing theem. she wears her clothes skin tight, and her down. she likes to dancce although she cant.
guy1: whoa her clothes are tight. whats her name?
guy2: jessica, she gets a round quite abit.
by invaderzimm December 8, 2010
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Jessica

The biggest two-faced bitch you will ever know. She is gonna take away your friends and fuck your boyfriend. Jessica's usually have a huge ugly face and they like to suck mexican dicks. (this definition does not include Jessie's, just Jessica's)
Dude, that girl is an ugly bitch. She is such a Jessica!
by hihihhihihihihihihihihihihihih November 27, 2010
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Jessica

Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.

They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.

Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.
Oh god here comes fucking Jessica.

You should probably wrap it twice if you plan on fuckin Jessica.
by Jdog4ever January 4, 2020
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Jessica

Jessica is a super funny and cheerful gal that doesn't care for the volume or care for others ear drums. She is a constant giggler and instantly cheers veryone up. Chick on the streets, freak in the sheets. You know what's up with this girl, day or night every thing is funny.
I love your laugh Jessica
by Everything is poo October 7, 2017
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Jessica

Jessica is amazing, She my best friend and she's funny, Smart and can get me throw everything and anything cause that's the type of person she is. Thank you Jessica
Jessica is my favourite person ever.
by Charleigh2k18 June 29, 2018
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Jessica

The girl who is sassy and bosses people around and whoever doesn’t follow her actions will be threatened.
EWW, JESSICA IS TELLING PEOPLE TO DRINK TOILET WATER!
by Superi0rM4n March 13, 2019
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