Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool

I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool

by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008

Jellyfish

Code word for when someone is on their period

"Oh my god, jellyfish!"
"You good, need anything?"
"Nah I got stuff but it's so gross"

by iwillrageifthisnameistaken August 24, 2022

Jellyfish

Jellyfish people talk to you in stinging words and try to stage it as Informatic.swimming in the sea of an enormous jellyfish and getting stung repeatedly by stingers.

Jellyfish alert! “I just saw your bf with a young 22 year old with legs up to here”! 🦑🐙

by Mspalaz August 19, 2018

Jellyfish soul

An introverted person with lots of passion and ideas. An old soul who may seem cold and distant, but who is filled with wonder on the world and desire to learn about it and make it better.

Usually people with anxiety and depression, who keep being there for people they love and trying to cheer them up.

This girl is a jellyfish soul.

by CakesAndDragons September 19, 2020

Jellyfishing

When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.

All right our watches our synced, whip those dicks out and let's get Jellyfishing!

by Sploogelord January 19, 2019

Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"

My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful

by mmswbngs September 9, 2022