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First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool
I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008
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Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.
" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"
by RaoulDukeNukem May 3, 2024
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Jellyfish

The most gorgeous girl that could ever exist a girl who saved ur life n u love then but they can be brainless but u still love them n would die for them
Boy/girl : yo jellyfish wyd

Jellyfish in question: I think I still love them even if they blocked me.
by 2sad2bswag May 8, 2023
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Dropping a jellyfish

When someone drops a slippery fart or queef in the pool.
Hey bro, Gladice is dropping a jellyfish in the pool. I think we should get out.
by Otternal April 13, 2023
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Jellyfish

When you feel a gush of blood while on your period. Often feels almost chunky coming out. (when you stand up, cough, sneeze, etc.)
“ ahh shit i had a jellyfish can you check me?”
by TheChodeMaster15 December 21, 2023
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Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements or gait a person abusing a combination of opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines may exhibit.
Also
He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.
by NM-lfk May 27, 2018
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