Jan-Paul

A beast of a man with a big dick, broad shoulders and looks hotter than the sun.

Man I wish I was Jan-Paul

by Takuza November 22, 2021

jan 13

most amazing people are born on this day.
like omg marry me pleasepleaseplease ur so fine omfg

like hey :) HEY :)

bro she was born on Jan 13? SHE FINE ASF AND WIFEY MATERIAL

by luvlyspinalcord November 21, 2021

aldert jan

Aldert Jan is a man to laugh and cry with. people who know an Aldert jan may be grateful because you will never find this person again

aldert jan is grateful for people in life

by Luna0101 November 21, 2021

willem-jan

Probably the best man on earth, if someone calls you a Willem-Jan you're blessed. Respect that person.

Dude you're like a Willem-Jan!

by willemjan7 July 17, 2017

Salty Jan

The best player at fortnite. Usually the last person alive out of their squad even with no kills.

Salty Jan is great

by radboss#1 June 16, 2018

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019

Jan 31

National slap ass day

Today is Jan 31 ,slap ass day

by Goatt55k January 25, 2023