Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber

"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"

by tommy sparks April 30, 2005

Sugar jab

Like a half-joke. But half joke sounds stupid. When you are telling someone something in a joking manner but you are actually serious, but kind of joking.

Jake just sugar jabbed John. What did he say? He said "John, I think you need to lose some weight... Haha just kidding bro, ... But seriously maybe a little."

by The Draft Dodger September 30, 2017

wally-jabbed

to rub a man's junk on a woman with non-casualty.

I wally-jabbed Asia the other day and she didn't suspect a thing.

by william_wraithe January 12, 2009

Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!

If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew

by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

chicken jab

specialty by wuskin

max won on retro , she's getting the chicken jab tonight

by heaAddict April 17, 2024

Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.

by MathPlus January 7, 2022