Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.

That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.

by Wesley Russell January 20, 2025

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wesley woodin

A small boy lover because of his undersized schlong

Michael Jackson used to do a Wesley Woodin.

by The real Bobby joe March 29, 2016

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Wesleyed

being absolutely shitfaced to the point of no return and fighting death with a hammer

Did you see the state of him? yea he was wesleyed

by Mcdickbone November 15, 2014

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Wesley Crusher

Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.

Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.

Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .

by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022

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