I have the first Hispanic restaurant of all time. I invented tacos, tostadas and pan dulce. I am da first rapper of color, and have won awards for my raps and songs. I am a chef, writer, rapper, composer and singer.
Every day, my productivity is off da charts.
My only fault? Being a colonized girl of color in slavery without basic human rights.
The reverse?
My Caucasian colonizers have all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, and have never worked a day in their loves. They are all old men; they have access to the matrix, servants at home and have privileges I don't even know exist. They have autism, schizophrenia, and delusions. Their insistence that I accompdate their Caucasian Provelege instead of ending it is a delusion. They even play with dolls, and insist that I treat their (autistic) dolls as if they were real people by not killing them AND as if they were not real people (I dare not speak to them or call them out on their Caucasian Privelefe; they're straight out of Europe (India) and don't speak English, Spanish, Russian or Chinese).
These "people" are lazy, disgusting. Order food from restaurants multiple times a day using money they never earned; they have servants do everything for them. Their only virtue?
Having Caucasian provelege. All the Caucasian provelege in the world, and they still don't get it right.
Every day, my productivity is off da charts.
My only fault? Being a colonized girl of color in slavery without basic human rights.
The reverse?
My Caucasian colonizers have all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, and have never worked a day in their loves. They are all old men; they have access to the matrix, servants at home and have privileges I don't even know exist. They have autism, schizophrenia, and delusions. Their insistence that I accompdate their Caucasian Provelege instead of ending it is a delusion. They even play with dolls, and insist that I treat their (autistic) dolls as if they were real people by not killing them AND as if they were not real people (I dare not speak to them or call them out on their Caucasian Privelefe; they're straight out of Europe (India) and don't speak English, Spanish, Russian or Chinese).
These "people" are lazy, disgusting. Order food from restaurants multiple times a day using money they never earned; they have servants do everything for them. Their only virtue?
Having Caucasian provelege. All the Caucasian provelege in the world, and they still don't get it right.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 October 13, 2024
Imagine if you couldn’t watch the videos you love. We support copyright reform with an Article 13 that works for everyone. Irony at its best.
by jjvt23 November 19, 2018
(hypothetical email response, in the tone of irony)
damn man,
this email, it made me shit the bed, it honestly did. i fell asleep and my "email" ding happened. (a nice littly diddy, my netbook sings at me when i get mail.)
mentioned email, woke me for a light sleep, i ate a shit ton of oreos earlier, now my bed is oreo shit laden.
thanks for that
(read out loud in a tone of walken or shatner, your choice)
damn man,
this email, it made me shit the bed, it honestly did. i fell asleep and my "email" ding happened. (a nice littly diddy, my netbook sings at me when i get mail.)
mentioned email, woke me for a light sleep, i ate a shit ton of oreos earlier, now my bed is oreo shit laden.
thanks for that
(read out loud in a tone of walken or shatner, your choice)
by oreo mud tunnel September 16, 2010
These flat earthers don´t even understand the scientific evidence that god made the earth round and not flat 6000 years ago.
The irony isn´t lost on me, when creationists make fun of flat earthers for not understanding science.
The irony isn´t lost on me, when creationists make fun of flat earthers for not understanding science.
by Ungläubiger August 13, 2019
people: gee whiz, lotta vax't people dying from variant whatever! better go get my booster.
me: .............................you're being serious, aren't you?
irony. see also, cognitive dissonance. also, insanity
me: .............................you're being serious, aren't you?
irony. see also, cognitive dissonance. also, insanity
by American Motors October 03, 2021
Oh the irony of people using their smartphones and laptops to post on the internet how investment in science is a waste of money.
by TooManyPseudonymsAlreadyInUse September 03, 2022
A very misused word used by internet "comedians" that aren't funny to mask their insecurity and to deflect any backlash to a bad joke/insult.
Why are you mad that I called you a faggot and I said you shouldn't have been born? It was irony, so why are you mad?
by YourTherapist October 26, 2019