Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

Morning Swamp

As when a guy wakes up with hard morning wood, a girl wakes up with juicy and moist morning swamp. When a girl wakes up with an insatiable appetite for sex.

Yo bro we had sex twice the night before and she still woke up with morning swamp, so we went at it again.

by I<3MS January 27, 2011

Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.

I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose

by EveningRat September 7, 2020

morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.

morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.

by the urbster September 16, 2010

Morning Nap

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.

Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.

by Jrodjr November 7, 2020

Morning Orange

The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.

NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)

I was surprised to see morning orange piss after drinking two glasses of water before going to bed.

by OB_77 June 1, 2011

Morning Mudslide

The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.

Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....

by Seabass320 September 24, 2011