Morning Swamp

As when a guy wakes up with hard morning wood, a girl wakes up with juicy and moist morning swamp. When a girl wakes up with an insatiable appetite for sex.
Yo bro we had sex twice the night before and she still woke up with morning swamp, so we went at it again.
by I<3MS January 27, 2011
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Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.
I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.
by thekre July 18, 2011
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misty morning

The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"
Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"
by Cuntcave February 09, 2017
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Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
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Morning Mudslide

The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.
Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....
by Seabass320 May 24, 2011
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Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.
"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"
by Colver August 11, 2014
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morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.
by Terry Sachs December 20, 2011
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