A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
by DopeManDog July 31, 2016

Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."
by Krazy Ketchup December 21, 2016

by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021

Can I have some Black Ketchup?
Some what?
Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?
Yeah, Black Ketchup
Some what?
Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?
Yeah, Black Ketchup
by Marxcus420 February 19, 2020

by Panhandlerjerker69 September 8, 2019

A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.
also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.
or
The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar
or
The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar
by pacifistemokid March 1, 2004

When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.
by Butt Crack Rapist June 13, 2011
