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Ketchup Roulette

A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
by DopeManDog July 31, 2016
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krazy ketchup

Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."
If you look up God in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Krazy Ketchup.
by Krazy Ketchup December 21, 2016
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Ketchup Kermit

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.
by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021
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Black Ketchup

Can I have some Black Ketchup?
Some what?

Black Ketchup...
Do you mean Barbecue Sauce?

Yeah, Black Ketchup
by Marxcus420 February 19, 2020
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Canadian Ketchup

Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?
by Panhandlerjerker69 September 8, 2019
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Black Ketchup

A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.

also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.

or

The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar
by pacifistemokid March 1, 2004
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Furry Ketchup

When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.
After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.
by Butt Crack Rapist June 13, 2011
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