Skip to main content

Id hoc

An idiotic form of ad hoc, where someone appears to work unproactively without any plan in place, instead, working on a reactive basis which requires very minimal effort and work.
Person A: "Their approach appears to be very id hoc"
Person B: "Don't you mean ad hoc?"
Person A: "No, I mean id hoc = idiotic ad hoc"
by Schrodingers Douchebag October 20, 2020
mugGet the Id hocmug.

Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
mugGet the Crystal "Ide close it"mug.

Ide

Ide has a big cock and he is very handsome
by 玩你妈呢sb January 26, 2022
mugGet the Idemug.

id-ternet

The internet,basically social media in particular. A place where the worst aspects of human nature can run free and unchecked under the *guise" of anonymity.

Named after the "id", the psychoanalytical theory of Dr. Sigmund Freud which deals with the primitive instincts of humanity particularly SEX and AGGRESSION residing in the human subconscious. In a nutshell, all those impulses that a rational sane person keeps bottled up under the surface & a less ration, altered(see drunk, Ambien influenced, etc), or thoroughly unsocialized/unsociable motherfucker lets slip at key moments or on a regular basis when placed in front of a digital device.
A. "I got torn to pieces on (_____ fill in the blank with social media platform) because I a.) voiced an OPINION b. showed pictures of my kids, pets, favorite eating establishment c.) showed pictures of myself in a bathing suit!"

B. "What'd you expect?! It IS the "id-ternet!!"
by Shameus Shane February 3, 2022
mugGet the id-ternetmug.

school id

an annoying card that has a picture of you on it like you were in a mugshot, homeroom teacher, grade, name of school, and your name . typically have to be worn on your neck and usually gotten in middle school and higher. WILL IRRITATE SENSITIVE SKIN
wtf my school id made me itch so much i have a rash on my neck
by *NINJAGO* December 8, 2021
mugGet the school idmug.

Id

Along with the ego and the superego, one of three components of the psyche
This game is stup-id
by Eljay12 November 21, 2023
mugGet the Idmug.

Share this definition