basement farmer

Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.

#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.

by jevanyn January 13, 2010

Basement boys

Basement boys a collective of young scholars who like to explore and write jef on the walls of the basement.

Hey did you hear the basement boys new album called basement trappin by various on Spotify

by Pavementandcement June 11, 2019

basement balls

Old man balls that smell like a damp basement.

Your grandpa has basement balls.

by Emily Jean November 8, 2006

basement warrior

Basement warrior is just like the dudes that live in their moms basement and wish that worked in games, but they don't because they're dumb.

Adam is a basement warrior and I wish I could get him fired.

by JeRkYtReaTs March 19, 2016

Water in the basement

When a person has cuffed their pants way to high up

person 1: "look at that dork his mom can't afford long enough pants"
person 2: "Nah, he prob just have water in the basement"

by seatbelt2 October 29, 2021

The Glass Basement

A phenomenon similar to The Glass Ceiling in which a woman is given more freedom to act sleazy or raunchy than a man of a similar stature.

I fucked two girls I picked up at the club without using a condom last night, and my open-relationship partner did the same, but our friends only called me a degenerate. Talk about The Glass Basement!

by Raw Doggins January 28, 2010

mop the basement

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002